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New Scientific Breakthrough

PostPosted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 11:29 pm
by Mrs Mangel
Fortunately, Albert Einstein (RIP) worked out how Santa got down chimneys and through keyholes.

I always wondered why the Large Hadron Collider shut down on December 21st. I thought it was to give the staff a break but have now discovered that they use it to accelerate Santa and his reindeer close to the speed of light. I'm relieved, as I thought that the reindeer used flatulence and I thought it was the main cause of global warming!