How about a joke thread?

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Re: How about a joke thread?

Postby jim » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:31 pm

just a quick one this being dyslexic i know most of them about that but by far the best one:

2 dyslexics go on a skiing holiday, they are stood at the top of the hill and one says "do we zig-zag or zag-zig down this hill" the other says "I dont know, but good point we dont want to look stupid". after a while one thinks its better to look silly in front of only one person so goes to ask a guy in the ski lift drop. "excuse me, my freind and I dyslexic and are wondering should we Zig-Zag or Zag-Zig down this slope?" the guy answers "would help you i if i could mate, but I can't, im a tobogganist" the guy replies " thats ok then Ill have 20 benson and hedges please"

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Re: How about a joke thread?

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Re: How about a joke thread?

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Re: How about a joke thread?

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Re: How about a joke thread?

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Re: How about a joke thread?

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